The Best Massage I’ve Ever Had

By |February 23rd, 2016|

Massage By Blaž Over the past decade I've had a great many massages varying in length, style, ambiance and cost with only one constant... I have always had a female masseuse. Since our arrival in Europe Danielle and I have been averaging 1 massage each every other week (for $20-$40 per person can [...]

Pilgrimage At Goat Mountain

By |February 15th, 2016|

"Going to find the Goats!!!" read the official posting on the Expats In Split Facebook Group, a sure sign of an unforgettable adventure. Dani and I had been deliberating whether or not to rent a car and drive to Krka National Park for the day or hang around town. The forecast looked great, but a [...]

The Hungry Gull – Children’s Story

By |February 4th, 2016|

Plit plot, plit plot, go the gull's feet, As he widdles and he waddles over Marmontova Street. The market is a buzz with crowds of people buying fish, Maybe if he' lucky he might snag a tasty dish. Perched high up on the roof, patiently he waits, While the fisherman unload their overflowing crates. Jumbo [...]

A Little Longer

By |January 30th, 2016|

Sun Setting Over Brač On a lazy Saturday night roughly 7-8 years ago I was at the height of my obsession with songwriting. Having recorded half a dozen or so new instrumental works, I was now making an effort to put lyrics to music. At the time, Dani and I had been dating for a [...]

6 Degrees Of Spliteration

By |January 30th, 2016|

Emma The Dog Yesterday while having lunch at Villa Spiza for the 20th time, an American woman entered the restaurant followed closely by her small grey-coat dog. Dressed from head to toe in flowing Mediterranean clothes, silver dreamcatcher earrings, wind-blown curly blond hair and a healthy sun-tanned blush, Bev epitomized the confident, comfortable [...]


By |January 27th, 2016|

Plenty of proudly perched pigeons packed the promenade peering pensively as caretakers corralled countless kids into queues, stopping and starting, slowly strolling as the sun rose reverently over the Riva. Proudly Perched Pigeon

Money And My Character Defect

By |January 23rd, 2016|

Pile Of Cash For all the times I've stressed about money problems/insecurities, I have never been in an uncomfortable situation where my livelihood was at stake. I don't know if it was something passed down from my fiscally responsible elders or a random byproduct of my personality, but I seem to have always [...]

Vlog #2 – Summary Of The Last 1.5 Months

By |January 22nd, 2016|

For those of you not crazy about reading our long blog posts, here's a 5 minute summary of what's been going on!

Connection Is Everything

By |January 22nd, 2016|

With Our New Expat Friends Before Watching Don Quixote Ballet When we arrived in Split a few weeks ago, everything was foreign to us. As the excitement of our achievement wore off and reality set in, many of the feelings that remained were loneliness, seclusion, fear, curiosity, urgency, impatience and general survival instincts. [...]

Uncensored Europe

By |January 20th, 2016|

During our short stay in Croatia so far we have been exposed to some of the less restrictive customs of the locals. As of yet we are unsure if this is just a Croatia thing or something more representative of the rest of Europe. However we thought it would be fun to make some comparisons [...]